Choose your own adventure, Nuclear winter

plot revenge with fellow pan-prisoners. also finally use a pan for cooking.

I wipe the blade off on the closest piece of cloth (The other man). "Sorry other man." Then I look around the room and listen for anything else.

Zephaniahtron:

You hack the zombie in the head. You see the other man reach out towards you with his sword.

Admin:

You plot a rebellion, only to be caught and summarily executed.

Fettsex:

You reach out to wipe your sword on the other mans clothing.

Assume defensive stance, and attempt to block the blade with the axe head. Bad rabies! ;-; Afterwards, ponder what life must be like in a far-off, magical realm of pans and pots.

Sulk in the afterlife, only to realize death has left the door unlocked! (problem sleuth reference) sneak out while death is doing dishes.

Zephaniahtron:

You knock his sword aside and hold your axe at the ready.

Admin:

Sadly perhaps death did leave the door unlocked, but that does not help you. You are in tartaros, the deepest pits of hell.

Try to deal with the devil. Then realize that: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001009

I shrug, then leave the building and look around outside for my next destination.

Stare at the man, puzzled, and inspect the dead zombie on the ground.

Admin:

The devil laughs and chains you to a cliff, where you are eternally eaten by crows.

Fettsex:

You walk out the hut, and see several things shambling towards you.

Zephaniahtron:

You find a small knife on the body, the stench of rotten flesh fills your nose.

Take knife, leap backwards, probably stumble backwards, and leave the horrid smelling being alone in the house.

Beg the devil for a pan, get pan, hit devil with pan, escape hell.

Zephaniahtron:

You hear the other man cry out, and rush outside. Several zombies are approaching the house.

Admin:

The devil laughs and watches the crows eat yout guts.

Look for the best route going in the opposite direction of the hoard, away from the building. Then look for the castle and head towards it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zSn7tdyfyg.

Or, in this case, wherever the strange man who killed the first zombie is going.

Rally the damned Pan souls of Tartarus and overthrow Lucifer.

(DAMN IT JERRY YOU MIXED UP OUR DOGMAS AGAIN!)

(Think of the corgis!)

Fettsex and Zephaniahtron:

You both run from the horde towards the castle. The zombies shuffle after you slowly. You leave them behind rapidly.

Admin:

You gather support from the pans, and start meeting in secret and gathering weapons and supplies. Then this happens: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0825.html

I continue towards the castle, but I have to go to the bathroom. I look for a nearby bush or tree to squat behind.

Fettsex:

There is a handy tree nearby

I do my business then head towards the castle again.

Fettsex:

As you head to the castle, you see the other man trip and fall. He disappears into the growing horde of undead following you.

His screams fill the air, then fall silent

"Tis the way of survival." A single tear falls down my face as I rush on, to the castle.

Fettsex:

You rush towards the castle, only to see a seond horde of undead pouring out of its gates. These are armed with swords and pikes.

Again I search for a nearby bush to clean the mess from my pants, Then I try to hide in the bush..